My Roommate Needs Better Music.

Happy Birthday Roomz!

Today my roommate, Martha Stewart, is 20 years old.  Basically a haggard old woman.  I am incapable of cooking/baking/being domestic, so here's a picture of the cake I wish I was capable of making for her.

MC's birthday lists are always extensive.  She is the type of person who never stops shopping, so her birthday is the perfect excuse to create giant lists of things she wants.  The problem is that she "accidentally" buys presents for herself, so it's hard to keep up with what she wants versus what she's already bought.  So, I decided on these:

Because you can't have enough Kate Spade.

Anywho, what she really really wanted from me was something nobody else could give her: a list of songs that she will like.  So, I feel that this playlist is pertinent if you possess any of the following characteristics:

• Unnatural Blonde Hair
• 11-20 year old age range
• You were transfixed by the recent Poo Pourri commercial on Youtube

• You enjoy anything monogrammed or Lilly Pulitzer

• Mindy Kaling is your hero

• If this applies to you or your roommate in a very tangible way:

So here we go.  Here's a list of songs you, Martha Stewart, will probably like.  Enjoy and happy birthday.

Marry Me- Jason DeRulo
*there's some awesome product placement at the 2 minute mark.  Just saying.

The Poison- All American Rejects

I'm Good, I'm Gone- Lykke Li
*Truly a bizarre video.

Everybody- Fonzworth Bentley

Her Diamonds- Rob Thomas

Hey Leonardo- Blessid Union of Souls

Teenage Dirtbag- Wheatus


Just Got Started Lovin' You- James Otto